If you’ve read this thread then you know I’m the Chuck Norris of MPQ. Neo is in awe of my awesomeness. Ron Swanson takes tips on being a man from me. Star Lord wishes he could be me. Tony Stark cries at how stupid he is compared to me. So here is a thread dedicated to my awesomeness. Below you’ll find the greatest hits from the previous thread. Feel free to comment with more. Also, I totally hacked myself to post this.
Jamie Madrox can add as many +1/all boosts as he wants.
Jamie Madrox has a Beast with 6 covers in every skill and is better than a maxed X-Force.
Jamie Madrox finishes top 0 in every PVP and got -1 place in the Simulator.
Jamie Madrox’s random tiles always go in the corners.
My Patch once true healed Jamie’s team out of respect.
My Elektra casts double-double-DOUBLE cross against Jamie.
Daredevil fears Jamie.
Jamie stops Unstoppable Crash.
When Fury casts Avengers assemble 5 Jamie’s show up.
Shouldn’t a mod move this to character discussion since Jamie is the only 5* in the game?
Jamie Madrox’s blood can cure all disease, but its power cannot be harnessed because Jamie Madrox doesn’t bleed.
Jamie Madrox is the only MPQ player who shield hops in less then 15 seconds. With Yelena, Bagman and Invisible woman. Without using shields.
When Jamie Madrox lost a match it caused MPQ server downtime for 6 hours.
Jamie Madrox has Gambit fully covered. In 5/5/3 build. Lvl 166.
Jamie Madrox once downed four of my bench characters.
Jamie Madrox writes up the Character Ratings under the pen-name Mischief Maker while playing MPQ with the other hand. When he needs to use capital letters, his genetically modified super-long thumbs come to the rescue. Meme’s are screen captured from his mind.
The refresh time on Jamie Madrox’ PvE nodes is 24hours to give the AI opponents more time to recover.
MPQ wasn’t developed, it evolved from a game of ‘snake’ Jamie once played on a Nokia 5110.
When Jamie Madrox makes a match-5 vs. Loki, Loki just says, “Awesome move! Here, have some AP”
Screen cap from last time I tried attacking Jamie Madrox
They can’t release that 5* card yet, it would need to be immediately vaulted, but they don’t have a vault that can hold Jamie Madrox.
The AI thinks Jamie Madrox gets too many “lucky” cascades.
DOOM may bow to no man, but he kneels to Jamie Madrox.
Squirrel Girl cannot defeat Jamie Maddox.
If you save up enough DP points, Jamie is the final “whale”.
Jamie Madrox is allowed to use 4*s in Combined arms.
Jamie Madrox gave Ebola a virus.
Deadpool’s “Life of the Party” heals Jamie Madrox, cause he knows who the real “LIFE OF THE PARTY” is.
Hulk gets ANGRY at himself for even THINKING about getting angry at Jamie Madrox.
Jamie Madrox is this game’s Bill Brasky; goes about 6ft 11. Can drink a bottle of scotch like a sunuvabiiiiiii…
DID SOMEONE SAY BILL BRASKY??
The most interesting man in the World . . . finds Jamie more interesting