S.H.I.E.L.D win pvp again, what a surprise
As RETRIBUTION snatched 1st before our very eyes
5DEADLYVENOMS they really got fat
Got 4 more alliances how about that?
S.T.E.A.L.T.H popped up out of nowhere
As DjangoUnbuffed braided each others hair
“Your pulling it too tight” HailMary Cried
As CAREBEARSTARE(d) their mouths open wide.
alliance the most casual of all
AFORCE joined us to play some ball
“Czesc” to the SPECTACULAR X-POLES
DEADPOOLSTACOS provided the roles.
SCARFIGHTERS went POSTAL and NIRVANA smells
like teen spirit, as ARCHANGELS sent us to hell
O.L.Y.M.P.U.S has fallen as FITTEDKITCHENS went up in flames
WHY IS THERE SO MANY PERIODS IN THESE TINYKITTY NAMES?
The SCAVENGERS went hunting but came back empty handed
and the CHURCHOFPATCHES rubberbanded
Some of us lost comrades, gone to pastures new
ALLORIN old buddy, this ones for you.
For those alliances i may have missed
Maybe in part 3? so dont throw a fit
I will leave you now to get back to work
And of course that means, ITS TIME TO TWERK.
Nahhh i can imagine that if alliances were able to grow to 100 spots that you’d just see 5DV combine its might while the other top 5 alliances would combine and crush them under the weight of the mighty S.H.I.E.L.D and that the status quo of 5DV forever the bridesmade would be upheld
Woo hoo made the list. Well I guess you get noticed a little when you form an alliance mid-event and finish at #24 (I think. I was going back forth between all the ratings so fast I couldn’t keep them all straight.) We’ll be pushing top 10 in the future but it won’t be as stealthy unfortunately
You just need to tank alliance MMR: perform horribly for a month and subtly encourage everyone else to “just relax, chill, it’s just a match-3 game,” then zoom up the rankings.
Aren’t the kids saying ‘chillax’ nowadays? For someone who is supposed to be taking it easy you should really learn to avoid using two words when one will do.
